The Internet is Consuming My Life

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

osobigbear:

women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.

boycott humanity

Best post in the universe

All you need is #love #loveisallyouneed #chinesefood #fortune

PEYTON: No father fights harder to leave the right kind of legacy for his daughter than my friend Jake. [x]

blurfawn:

ughdaddy:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

‘Do you want to see me become her?’

seriouslyamerica:

Mr. Morgan, 10 Things I Hate About You

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

Shit that happens to Ross Geller.

keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

myblackshades:

✫ MY INFINITE LIST OF LOVERS | Ben Mckenzie.

thecaptains-steaz:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

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This literally just crushed me.

NOTHING BREAKS ME DOWN MORE THEN THIS